Pet Sematary (2019)
Cemetery: A place to put those to rest that have moved on. Sematary: a place to bring about the ritual apocalypse of the world, most assuredly a bad place to confuse with Cemetery. One might be confuse by tonight’s entry, thinking it the old super cheesy one that I may or may not have even already reviewed before and I wouldn’t blame you - the penchant for remakes to just reuse the title without so much a differentiating sub text can be quite confusing. Granted, After the reboot of It, I’m sure more people are receptive to the idea of King’s cinema graveyard getting second chances - even if some of us were okay with how schlocky and otherwise bad the original marathon of films came out. Either way, I’m interested in seeing if they changed anything for better or worse, and I’m dragging you all along with me. Check you brain matter at the door of grief, this barrelling truck of unobservant is heading straight for the Pet Sematary.
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