Over the years it’s been pretty obvious that I’m not a big Christmas movie kind of person. At the very least, my string of “Holiday-adjacent” movies stands out as making that point for me - but I’ve got that secret first-hand knowledge of what I’m thinking so maybe it’s not as externally apparent. There’s something about the particular breed of cheer from holiday-centric movies that just tends to make me loose a bit of interest, but for today’s movie I think we’ll throw down some spirit with a pair of good tidings - one of the greatest action stars of all time and my favorite comedian of all time, teaming up to not team up and make a movie about the Christmas that almost wasn’t. Get your reindeer drunk, tonight we Jingle All the Way.